I Am a Dog Person
Cats are nice, but I, my dad, and my brother are allergic to them.
My apartment allows cats only. (I ask, what about fish, iguanas, and - shudder - snakes? Not saying that I'm getting these, but...) I've been dog-less for almost four years. It sucks!
So, this is my virtual dog*, Puck.
I mean, how could you be a hockey fan and not love a dog named Puck?
*I love Great Danes. Sure, they're huge. They're also very friendly, very funny, and total couch potatoes. Despite their size, they can be wonderful apartment dogs.